It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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