Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She told me I should be a condom model.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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