This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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