Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
FUCK WHALES
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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