We won't sleep together?
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The uberlube is also flammable
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
