On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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