So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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