I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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