Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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