You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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