like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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