she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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