I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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