I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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