belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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