I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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