she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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