if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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