Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Your penis caused this!
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