Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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