you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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