just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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