Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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