haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I love you.
Bad choice
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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