is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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