Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think your dad took our porno
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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