Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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