What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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