he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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