Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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