Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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