I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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