I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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