does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
a search helicopter?!
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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