if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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