5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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