i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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