whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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