PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Randomize
