ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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