i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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