I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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