ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
zippers are such a cool invention
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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