And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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