Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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