What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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