I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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