so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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