I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
tell me about the fingering
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