sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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