i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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