did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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